I got to put a little boy to sleep tonight, rocking him and telling him about trains and circuses, and all the animals performing....
Right before that I danced with him teaching him the lawnmower, cabbage patch, some soft shoe and very important jazz hands. We looked at books and found cars in his toys that looked like the cars in his book.
I taught him how to say "Can I have four beers?" ... you have to watch this to get that.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5sK0UcrcgQ
He is 2.
He is adorable.
Someday I hope I have a child.... and a friend come over and teach him/her all the funny things that as a parent I am not supposed to really think are that funny.... but secretly I think they are a riot...
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