When I first started my job here at "le elite funeral home", I was in awe at the weirdness of the players in the funeral home community. Characters, to say the least. Every once and a while the owner (affectionately known as Howdy) would proclaim that he is going to the "library". This place is HUGE- it is not by any means your standard funeral home. I would always think to myself... I wonder where the library is? I don't remember seeing one.. But it was not out of character for him to wander, perhaps take a nap.. or god knows what else.
Soon I realize... yeah. Its the bathroom.
Well.. as of today, it has taken a new low. He says.. as he is quick-walkin' it down the hall.. "I will be in the library.. for.. well, maybe a little while...maybe a couple minutes.. . but, um.. probably not that long...I guess we will see!!!" (as if I needed to know how this pooper was working)
That was right after he was walking around the office with my peanut butter, eating it with a spoon.
Blech.
3 years ago
12 comments:
He sounds very comfortable around you!
T.M.I!
YUCK-O!
funeral home - cool.
library pooping thing - totally male and not cool. sorry about your luck.
BTW - love your blog. I don't comment much but you are a fav.
UGh! I know.. GROSS!!!
(oh- I have since purchased new peanut butter that I will bring in little bits for my apple.. so he can't get his grubby poopy man hands all over it)
and teamo- thanks.. I feel the same about your blog!
I think you'll hurt his feelings when you don't eat your pb anymore.
I am thinking not, Nonny.
No, I think so. He'll notice that you aren't eating it anymore. Or maybe you can just give him the poopy man hand jar, as a gift!
Wanna hear something creepier? My "boss" (also a man) asked my coworker how old her kids are now. She said 7 and 10. He said, "Hmmm, 10. Are they growing pubic hair at that age?" How the hell do you answer that question? Thankfully he's gone at the end of the month.
WHAT THE FORK!!?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!??!!
Nope, no joke.
Check your fb email.
Why am I not surprised the funeral home isn't creepy?
Ummm.... gross. THank god he didn't grab your container of Jelly as well :)
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