When I first started my job here at "le elite funeral home", I was in awe at the weirdness of the players in the funeral home community. Characters, to say the least. Every once and a while the owner (affectionately known as Howdy) would proclaim that he is going to the "library". This place is HUGE- it is not by any means your standard funeral home. I would always think to myself... I wonder where the library is? I don't remember seeing one.. But it was not out of character for him to wander, perhaps take a nap.. or god knows what else.
Soon I realize... yeah. Its the bathroom.
Well.. as of today, it has taken a new low. He says.. as he is quick-walkin' it down the hall.. "I will be in the library.. for.. well, maybe a little while...maybe a couple minutes.. . but, um.. probably not that long...I guess we will see!!!" (as if I needed to know how this pooper was working)
That was right after he was walking around the office with my peanut butter, eating it with a spoon.
2 hours ago