Monday, March 22, 2010

oh.

Did you just hear me snoring? shit. I think I was.

seriously.

I can fall asleep anywhere. At my old call center job, I would smoosh down in my chair (still sitting up, of course) push my hair kind of over my face, hands on the keyboard, and snooze away!

Then I would WAKE UP... run over to Maurice (dried drool down my face) and in a panic ask, "holyshitdude.. did you just hear me snoring???"

That was in a call center of 500+ people. Now I am in a funeral home by myself most times. This is a recipe for disaster.

I have been out and about looking for a part time job on Saturday's. I found one with my old place of employment. I just exchanged emails with Anne, because before I take it, I wanted to make sure that the foster parent classes don't take place on Saturdays. Well, they do.

Back to the drawing board. My goal is to be able to put a little extra money away while we have a moment. Starting in about a week I will doing some at home scanning of documents for a local doctor. Good guy... paid under the table. I think I will be doing some plasma donation, too. What fun! oi.

I know that I shouldn't say things like this- as we haven't even been accepted into the program yet (but I know you bloggerpeeps "get it").... but maybe, right now, there is a lady out there who is incubating my future son/daughter.

Weeeiiiirrrrdddddd.

6 comments:

cindyhoo2 said...

You make me laugh! I too am prone to boredom-caused sleep spells. The extra job(s) sounds like a great idea: how unfortunate that your classes are on saturdays.

Is it bad that I may start praying for some young (yet adoption-minded) woman in your area to start having unprotected sex within the next few months?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a plan and a re-plan.

You're too funny with the snooze story and funeral home, I'd keep my eyes wide opened if I were you. just sayin

Anonymous said...

I'd offer to incubate a baby for you...but I'd make you pay me. :)

Angie Lee said...

that just gave me huge goosebumps!!!!! omg! your baby could be growing somewhere right now!!!!! eeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

2momswithaplan said...

You always know how to make me laugh and I love you for that! :)

I wanted to say thank you for your comment on my fb post... you said exactly what I was thinking!

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